January 2012
17 posts
Anonymous asked: I really want to watch Shelock...
tuperting: That’s right anon, Shelock is about a man named Benny Cumberbitch and Morgan Freeman who fight the evil crimes of the Bee Gees. Benny is stayin’ alive while Morgan is being god
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
victoryjobs: it will be called hemingway’s (natch) our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles of ice and gin lagerhaus-five absolut, absolut tequila mockingbird etc and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Not that anyone cares...
…since pretty much all I do is reblogs, but this blog will be on hiatus for one month(-ish) until January 26(-ish). I am going to ROME!!! Thus, when I return, expect lots of pictures of famous landmarks, nude statues, and one very adventurous Roaming Gnome
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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